Pilfered From Delsy

1. Shaun (Shaun Of The Dead)
2. Kryten (Red Dwarf)
3. Excel Excel (Excel Saga)
4. Yuri (Red Alert 2)
5. Baldrick (Blackadder)
6. Sam (Serious Sam)
7. Sonic (Sonic The Hedgehog)
8. Fry (Futurama)
9. Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow (Batman)
10. Carnage (Spiderman)
11. Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
12. Kurt (MDK)

Don't open the LJ cut until you've got your very own 12 characters listed. In a neat numberical order too. Oh, and you might want to try for roughly 50/50 distribution among the sexes.



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. Aaaand no. Mr. Twinky Hulk versus Mr. Tweedy Scientist? Not gonna happen.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes. Very.*

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Then things would be very worrying and mostly done in a lab.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I know that they're about, but no.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sam already has Netrisca. She'd get jealous. Hence, no.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Er... Five/Nine. Mainly because Crane is used to the stuff of nightmares. Where as Carnage would just kill him. And everybody else.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Running away, FAST.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Excel dies. End.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I very much doubt it.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Er... Mushrooms Aren't That Helpful, You Know?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mind control. Yuri is good at that.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
*peers at people suspisciously* Most likely person... I have no idea.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
*cough* Jaaaaaaaaaaason!

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I reeeeaaaally doubt this.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
More Death Please?

If you wrote song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
O_o I'm With Stupid?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Large Explosions Included?

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I disintergrate easily, you know.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
*snigger* Never. Fortunately.

*Please note that I was in fact being mind controlled whilst writing that answer. You may save your brains.